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Charlie Tuna: "Remote view my A'@^ and tell me what you see."

I see a guy who needs to urinate in the middle of the night, apparently because of too much beer.  He cusses under his breath because his aim is not very accurate.  He thinks, "O great!  Now I have to clean that up!  Well, there's no hurry!"  As he stumbles back to bed, he feels so totally alone.  BUT HE HIS NOT AS ALONE AS HE THINKS!  I'LL BE BA-A-ACK TO SEE MORE.  Next time please try to tidy up your bedroom!

Don the Astral Stalker

I  have decided to place the too close to home hard to accept visions and personal thoughts, here in the general section, to keep the anonymity of the person absolutely secret, even though most of you are using an avatar to identify yourselves,  in this clairvoyant reading

When I first tried to remote view images of your homes or work places I had hundreds of images flooding into my minds eye, so to begin this experiment I will first give a psychic reading on each of you, and if the are close then over a number of nights in fact thirteen nights I will remote ach of you one by one. Remember the Sleeping Prophet Edgar Casey, I operate in an identical way to him, going into an altered state of consciousness where I try my best to remember all the images and word that flood into my mind, wake up and write down the vision.

Note; unlike him I have no one availably to sit with me and record the visions as they appear like he had, so it is a little more difficult for me


Below is what some of you have being/been musing about lately


A member of your family or close friend is suffering from extreme bipolar disorder and who is contemplating suicide.

There are many paths that lead into the afterlife not all of them unfortunately peaceful



A happening in an elevator

Someone has a pain in their lower abdominal area on the left side of the body

Nearly everyone in this remote view reading has had to deal with the loss and sadness of a beloved one and close friend ill or passing over into the afterlife


You have been asking yourself lately; “why do funerals always happen on cold wet days? “

Plant an oak tree in remembrance of him!



SUPERMODEL

I see two peddle bicycles, I see the name Rubin and Jane, I see that you must make a wish and put it into the wall I see an obsession with finger nails always painting them different colors, I perceive that an that she went unwillingly There is a fairly large coffee dispenser, I see a large window with a nice view,

Who has an obsession with her finger nails always repainting them in different colors?

usetwus

I perceive and feel a pain in one side of the jaw, maybe tooth giving trouble

Someone has a pain in their lower abdominal area on the left side of the body,

You are a universal soul What happened in the elevator. I see an umbrella. You are a seeker of utopia. Write off the loss you are unusual, what is this about a rubber cheque? You have a unique personality, you are very unusual


Cricket

You have a special love for a young boy... You have experienced magic in your life that you did not know was magic. You are a child of destiny. He is not a little child treat him as an adult. You are destined for great things in your life; tell it like it is; colors now Grey will turn to a brilliant mandala of brilliant colors


Calypso

Express your regret. Take away the anger; remember to look into their eyes because eyes are the window of the soul. You are truly a child of the universe no less than the stars within the unimaginable vastness of the universe. A much loved adult male has passed over I think in the last year and left you in a state of sometimes protracted sadness

Guapo

An angel guide is trying to free you from your sadness; sorry is a hard word to express. You have had great difficulty during your life which most of them you have overcome. You are a child of destiny. What happened in the elevator? Your helper or guide is always with you, he/she might not present themselves as ethereal beings, but normal living humans, like in the TV show.

SHSS

I see someone tying running or tennis shoes maybe preparing for a run... I see a railway or airplane flight strange Canadian as part of your forward planning. A very remarkable person is one of your very close friend love him like one of your own. Remember time can contract just as it can extend into eternity. Who are Martha, Jolene and Rubin? The next visitor after you red this reading will have an important message for you, but you must read between the lines to extract the true meaning of it


BEAU

You are a joker with a heightened nice sense of humor. You tolerate the silliness of people better than most. I sense a young male presence that has passed over in the last year. Give yourself the right to mourn. A lever arch file in your possession is important it contains numerous pages of A4 sheets

Biker Girl

You are a young fun lady who does things her way and dislikes people who are pushy and try to make her do what she dislikes doing. Someone in your family I think a lady in her late forties of early fifties has been diagnosed with cancer

MARK ANDREW

You are an open person which means you have few secrets that you keep close to yourself.

Rebbecca

You are a kind loving person too easily converted to the idea of others less gifted than you.

Rondele

Once you make up your mind on a belief you stick to your guns and are not easily moved from your position on a subject. You are easily hurt by words and carry this hurt longer than you really should. Any obsession with death is wrong it is better to be obsessed with life going on to becoming everlasting life.

Water comes into my mind maybe a swimming pool or nearby ocean or lake[u][u][u][/u][/u][/u]

B2

You cherish your right to anonymity and privacy

Kirolak

There has been a suicide in you’re your family, distant family or friend sometime in the last five years

"BEAU

You are a joker with a heightened nice sense of humor. You tolerate the silliness of people better than most. I sense a young male presence that has passed over in the last year. Give yourself the right to mourn. A lever arch file in your possession is important it contains numerous pages of A4 sheets"

Thanks for making the effort for me, Alan. I do like to think of myself as one with a sense of humor. I'm not so sure it's that I tolerate silliness as much as I embrace it really. I tend more to tolerate the lack of silliness that exists in many of the people that I meet. Yes we lost my girlfriend's nephew Jeremy in October, and not that you did so, but you could have caught that one from several of my posts back then. I'm not saying that's the case. It's true I don't tend to mourn very much and I guess that's because in some odd way I'm quite sure that they are happier and freer because they've dropped the character they were playing here and rejoined the others. I do have some three binders at work and if the software screws up they are very important. I was kind of hoping you could elaborate a bit and tell what was important about the one you saw even if it were merely a definition of important.

All in all pretty good really and especially if you hadn't read the Jeremy posts from October.

Thanks very much for thinking of me and I do think you have a special ability even from reading what the others have said.

Yours,
Beau

"You are a kind loving person too easily converted to the idea of others less gifted than you."

Thank you for this initial reading Alan.  I'm left scratching my head and trying to figure out how this fits, I don't think the "easily converted" part matches me at all, most people who know me would also agree.  I'll be interested to see if you get anything else from a remote viewing of me.

Again, thank you...

Rebecca wrote on Mar 1^st, 2010 at 6:10pm:


Like you said it is just an initial reading, ask you close friends if it fits some times we are not aware of all our true attributes.

I did not mean you are easily converted to another belief system, rather too easily effected by anther's grief and difficulties thus lovingly sharing the burden with them giving advise by trying to share the burden, on your shoulders so to speak, I must be more careful how I phrase my readings

I will remote view you as well this is usually more accurate but more time consuming for me. I need a quite dark place where I visualise just one name or avatar at a time usually giving a result on your local and a further reading. I will start with you tonight South African time

SHSS wrote on Mar 1^st, 2010 at 11:21pm:


The pain is nothing serious it is referred pain from your back which you hurt some time ago, go and see a good chiropractor