Greetings,
These quotes are from the late comedian/philosopher George Carlin (1937-2008).
Although they don't all relate directly to the afterlife, they touch on topics we've
previously discussed here.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,
then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather
low and settled for very little.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life,
they changed it.
Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this.
We don't mind using existing paths but we rarely start new ones.
Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere.
Bets
(However, these observations of his were all made before he got to the afterlife.)