B-dawg
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-2012 will be a very important year to all of us who are alive in that year. You will either live throughout the year, or die during that year (assuming are still alive during 2012.) -At least one U.S. Marine, probably more, will die somewhere in the world while on duty in 2012. -The sun will rise on the morning of January 1, 2012. -I will be 43 in 2012. (If I'm not dead that is.) -There will be suicide bombers in the Middle East in 2012. -Some people will be Muslims in 2012. -Somebody, somewhere, will have sex at least once in 2012. -People will be born in 2012. -Cats will hunt mice somewhere in the world, in 2012. -There will be politicians in America in 2012. -There will be a lot of wacko doomsday talk in 2012. -FINALLY... on the morning of December 22, 2012... somebody (at least one person, maybe more) will get up, shave, brush his teeth, shower, and go to work between 6 a.m. and 8 a.m.
Well, I guess I'm an honest-to-goodness prophet now. I need to get my message out to the people. Anyone interested in sending my fledgling ministry some nice fat donations? (I'll post a Paypal button soon..!) Remember... MY prophecies are almost CERTAIN to come to pass, and they are SPECIFIC! I dare you to name a more accurate prognosticator...
Thanks for your support, B-man
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