World destruction  21 december 2012
05.00  Wakeupcall worldpopulation with air raid
06.00 Arrival of the Maya
07.00 Arrival of the aliens
08.00 Arrival of the chairman of the G8 countries
09.00 Arrival of all saints, martyrs etc
10.00 Hymne (anthem) end of the world “highway to hell”
10.30 Welcome word by the pope
11.45 Lunch break
13.00 UN meeting on end of the world
15.00 Minute of  silence
15.05 Beginning of the public ceremony
17.00 Opening buffet
18.00 Departure of the Maya
19.00 Fireworks and football Brazil-World team
21.00 Ascension of archangels and angels
22.00 End ceremony (open bar) and free beer
23.30 Handing out 3d glasses
24.00 World destruction (incl. the final countdown)
Then world destruction  and “afterparty”

Yes, that was a good one. And I had to go to work.

haha yeah end of world never happened afterall, maybe one day lol