BobMoenroe
Ex Member
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Re: Paranormal Experiences in and near Buffalo
Reply #19 - Sep 5th, 2012 at 6:42am
"Prayer actually did have a completely failed result for me already, actually a completely negative outcome, in fact, the worst case scenario happened. But I would probably turn to it again regardless because.... in the end, when things are out of your hand.... why not?"
One day you're cleaning the dinner table, you walk to get the pasta and the ceiling falls crashing down out of the blue. The area surrounding you and the pasta are home free. You become a devout Pastafarian and start to have faith in the divine healing powers of Spaghetti. You tell your family and friends about the life changing incident, and some of them in turn go on to make a ritual of tossing Spaghetti to heal people. Unconscious Pasta obedience seeps into the everyday lives of people. 'Oooooh my Macaroni'. 'Pasta you' when people sneeze, for good luck and a happy Pasta meal. One day while kneeling to a pack of Spaghetti in the nearby store, there's a robbery, it's out of your hands, and it turns out bad - several bottles of water get shot at and hurt, but are patched up and refilled. You start to notice cracks in the ways of the church of spaghetti. Hmmm. You were told there was no I in spaghetti, even though it was when you decided to examine it. Hmmm. Spaghetti uses water to get comfy, bendy and wam, yet doesn't really care about water, and gets very stiff when discussing other culinary options. With this in mind, you don't go to the next pasta gathering in San Francisco with spaghetti in your hair.
When something doesn't work out anymore, does it make sense to continue in that same circle, just to place bets all around the table? For you, maybe christianity works out better, or buddhism, wicca, new age, the church of the coffee or something else. Even then, later on, maybe you're on the move again, towards something, better, hopefully.
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