usetawuz wrote on Apr 30th, 2010 at 10:14am:With all due respect, George, I saw your thread title and all I could do was laugh...my earthy humor immediately directed me to think of "The sound of breaking wind"...I thought I would share, I hope you're not offended, and I certainly enjoyed the laugh.
Hey use: Have you heard the one about the guy who is having physical and he says to the Doctor... "Doc, my farts are very silent... I make no sound"
The doctor looks at him and write a referral...
The patient reads the referral.... 'appointment made... fit with hearing aid.'
S.