Chumley...Beware of what you say about the Pope..He has spies everywhere!
You may be visited by his Jesuit in Black, who will pull out his light sabre and slice
your head off...Hail to Darth Benedict XVI, true ruler of Christianity, Lord of Heaven
and Earth.....Regards. Darth. May both sides of the force be with you

...ps. I
wonder where this guy jesus figures in all this? Maybe he was Darth Jesus the Wise
(Benedicts teacher) who could could control nature and stop the dead from dying?
They say he could control the Metaclurians and this was considered un-natural. But
this is just a Sith legend. Hmmmm.