this was only a test Dave. in a real emergency you would be instructed where the nearest exit point is

top this one: buy a house for your kids with 5 digits because it seemed like the right thing to do. give the house and the equity to them and leave town. come back because they want you to live closer to them and give you back most of the equity out of the goodness of their hearts after you gave it to them. then after you left your peaceful home to help them realize their divine spirituality and how to be generous to a fault, have them drive you out of town again because they say you are somehow preventing them achieving all their hopes and dreams because you plump up their couch cushions wrong; drive too slow, are too trusting of the local serial killers lurking everywhere, drape your legs over the computer, and do everything wrong in general. the palm tree design on the pillow is supposed to be facing up.

scuse me. my philosopy how to teach a kid to swim? toss an innertube to them when their sinking, don't row the boat out and pull them in.

and let them wind themselves down before you open your mouth. apologies are right around the corner if I'm patient.