hi all, great thread Dave, my cup of tea

can't add much to all the great thoughts here but love starting my day off here. and I like catchey little sayings which express our duality world going into the oneness part or the balance part. Enlightenment, but first the laundry deals with the practical side of enlightenment to the way I view it, so I'm doing a take from that. I'm reminded of a potent dream regarding my washing of clothes I'd like to share later.

but first heres a few of those sayings I enjoyed yesterday which express for me anyway how humorous it is to live here. I think I have become a collector of such sayings!
*Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian(fill in the affiliation) any more
than standing in a garage makes you a car.
* It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
*Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
*My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
* Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
*It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
* For every action, there is an equal & opposite government program.
*If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
*Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
*A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
* Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. (Just remember how
lucky you were to get a free trip around the sun.)
*Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
*No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
*A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
*Middle age is when broadness of the mind &
narrowness of the waist change places.
*Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
* Junk is something you've kept for years &
throw away three weeks before you need it.
* Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you
to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
*Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
*If you must choose between two evils,
chose the one that you've never tried before.
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just prior to the dream I had decided to become a writer but I had to bake up some ideas in the oven of the mind. all day long I wondered what to write. I knew I could string words together, but thats not to say there would be any content worth reading. so one night I dreamed my house was empty of furniture. I was to prepare it for one who would come and help me, by renting my house. I was cleaning it up. I had gotten ride of everything in the house so it would not be cluttered with personality of my own tastes, so that this tenant who would come, so she could make it her own. I was depicted as moving from this house into the house next door. I had one last load of wash in the washer when the tenant showed up. I told her "you're early!" I'm not through washing my last load, is that ok?" I promise to get out of your hair soon and it will just take a half hour or so...I apologized for the delay. this tenant who came didn't mind the load washing at all. she just stood there smiling, pleased as punch with my empty house which had an open layout.
as I babbled on about my clothes washing she fixed a look at me and said "you don't know who I am, do you?" I did a duh moment in the dream. she produced a list of authors and book titles and pointed to her name on a list. its hard to read in dreams I think we've all discovered that but later I remembered her name. she said I'm going to help you write a book as I now live in your house and I am pleased with the emptiness of it. first off she said, I am going to remove the wheelbarrow of flowers decorating the driveway. "OH NO!" I said, do u have to? Later I knew why. as I started to write I saw I had distractions in the book which took away from the expansiveness of the mood I wanted in it.
This lady writer has been my guide I feel throughout the process although I have never read her books, I plan to. we all can ask for guides and I'm a firm believer in relying upon each other to get something done. and she knew somehow I needed help pretty bad! her name was Ayn Rand. always disliked politics..and thought that was what she was all about. still don't know what she was about, like I said, I have to read her someday. but heres the strange thing which caused me to feel I got her name right...when I went to her website the picture of her face leaped out and I knew that I knew her, that it was the lady in the dream. and I've been washing my clothes ever since that dream...lol......