Have some FUN with these clowns.
For example... ask them THIS (preferably with
some frat guys watching, or whoever you hang
out with...)
"God made man in his image, am I correct?"
They will answer yes.
Then ask, "So man's body, is a reflection of the
body of God. In fact, God has a body, right?"
It they are true fundies, they will answer in the
affirmative.
Now you've got them. Ask them, "Does God have a
pecker and balls then? If so, what does he DO with
them all day?"
(A possible Answer..? With a capital "A" I might add. If you get ambitious, you might want to print out a couple dozen copies of THIS...)
http://www.sexualecstasy.org/divinemasturbation.phpYou might even add, that such a Holy Member, must be of appropriately Holy Proportions...
Or you could ask, is God circumcised... or does he still have his johnny-peel? If he is perfect and man is (born!) made in his image, the latter must be true, righto? (And did the general ask the boys to do something he wouldn't do himself..?)
So, although you won't change any minds (or make any new friends either) you'll wring some laughs out of your buddies. *Not to mention how MAD the fundies will get.* A case in point...
When I was in college, we had a travelling Baptist sideshow hijack a position on the oval, set up their gear, and proceed to call all the guys "sperm-suckers" and "whoremongers" and "hoe-moe-seckchauls" whether they were gay or not (you had to be there to appreciate it..!) And how all the women there (esp. sorority girls) were "whores." They said we were all going to Hell, yadda yadda.
I used some of the above questions on "Brother Tom" and he got so enraged (you shoulda seen his face go red, then white!) he said he'd like to KILL me, and only his fear of the law stood between him and his desire to murder me..!" (Understand that the crowd was in a bit of a stir already...)
HOO BOY, the crowd got excited after that! A riot, a free-for-all! At least one person got out some pot and started passing it around, you could smell it..! People throwing pennies at his backside (hard!) as he preached... Girls mooning him as he preached, at least one sneaking up behind him and slipping her PANTIES over his head... one kid dived bombed him from a bike with a milkshake, adding a bit of color to his starchy white button-up shirt... people loudly asking him questions about what his daddy had done to him after lights out when he was a kid, and so forth... and finally (after about 45 delightful minutes) campus security had to ask them to leave, for causing a "disturbance!" (Or should we say, "party?")
Need I add, that he who loses his cool, loses the debate? But I digress.
My advice? Don't get angry at them. Have some FUN with 'em! It's what their kind is good for anyway...
B-man