Everyone knows that pigs can't fly....

If you were at your job
(assuming you have one)
when you looked out of the window
(assuming you have one)
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you continue your meeting
because pigs can’t fly…!

If you were flying in an airplane
when you looked out over the wing
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you look back down at your novel
and mark your place carefully
because pigs can’t fly,
especially at that altitude!

If you were sailing on a boat
when you looked up from the deck
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you steer away from the sun
because pigs can’t fly,
especially that far out to sea!

If you were lying on your bed
when you had to blink your eyes
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you fall asleep anyway
because pigs can’t fly,
only in your dreams…!


with amusement
at my ability to entertain myself
if no one else,
blink

SO,

I think you might have something there...

Come to think of it, I've seen some things recently that look a little bit like...
hard to believe it...but it's true...

blink

I wonder if a sow is happy in mud?

at the same time, a man can levitate by becoming very meditative, however, a pig does not necessarily engage in meditation, especially if pleasure is found in the mud bath...

just joining u crazies out here merrily..row row row yer boat gently down the stream,  life is but a dream...

Just pickin' on ya, Blink. 

Oh me, oh my
I'm sure that pigs
can fly

We do in our sleep
So why can't they
After all, they're
not sheep

But then maybe sheep
can also fly
And then they all
End up in a heap

A poet I'm not
So I'll quit right now
And to you I'll bow
Yes, right now

ROFLMAO

"Look, Ma, up in the sky...."

"Honey, hold my hand, the traffic is bad today..."

"But, Ma, up in the sky...it's a bird...it's a plane...."

"Honey, pay attention, move along now..."

"But Ma, up in the sky...it's a bird...it's a plane..."

"Honey...that's not superman...
wait, is it the actress, Melanie Griffith...
no...I think it's a....

oh my god... it's a FLYING PIG!!!!"

Blink:

You might be onto something. Check out this AP news wire:

There has recently been an influx of reports of flying pigs. Their sudden occurence is as curious as the appearance of crop circles. Reliable sources report that the U.S. Government's word has become so unreliable, they now have no choice but to inform the public that authentic UFO sightings have been made.  Plans for preemptive strikes against the rest of the solar system are in the works. In response, aliens have started to disguise their flying saucers as flying pigs. Their advanced intellects realize that the U.S. Government would have no choice but to deny reports of flying pigs. When President W heard of the flying pigs, he immediately requested to be taken to a secret hideaway. He was quoted to say: "It's one thing to have a bird poop on you're head, but a flying pig, thats ridiculous." This might seem like an overeaction, but how else would you expect a voracious pig eater such as the president to respond? If a flying pig were to have any target in mind, it would be the President's head. Hopefully for a change, with enough gravity based velocity behind it,  something will make it through his thick skull.

Recoverer (Albert),

Just in on CNN World News:
Hurricane weather data gatherers tracking the latest storm of the season, Hurricane Epsilon, have noticed a strange phenomenon over the Atlantic today...

The report is that flying pigs are beginning to create an unusual formation in the eye forming over the ocean. So far we are unable to determine the meaning, if any!

Stay tuned for more late breaking news on your weather channel.

Your welcome ???, but don't thank the messenger. 

Quote:

GAD ZEUS! 
A friend of mine just had his astrological chart done,
and HOLY MOLEY,
it appears that he has
a FLYING PIG rising over his you-know-what!!!!

"Hey, Ma, look what I got!"

"Honey, what is that...?
I told you, didn't I, sweets aren't good for you."

"But I like it! It's a pigsickle!"

"A what? A pigsickle!
What is a pigsickle and who gave it to you, Honey?"

"It's a pigsickle from Hell, Ma!"

"Oh my god, what was that thing flying by?
Give me that pigsickle, or whatever it is!
What WAS that? Oh my god, it looked like a...flying pig,
didn't it, Honey?"

"Oh, Maaaaah, what are you talking about?
Pigs don't fly! Everyone knows that!"


P.S. I'm sorry for your loss, Cricket, but hope these
flying pigs made you smile...

LADIES,

I just heard about this NEW diet to RAVE about!

Everytime you even LOOK at cake
just count 50 pigs flying by!!!

You'll lose 10 POUNDS in 1WEEK,
I'm NOT lying!!!!

(P.S. I'm ONLY telling you this
because I'm your FRIEND....
I really love you JUST the way you ARE...)


And THAT's the end of our show this week folks!
See you next time, and hope you have enjoyed it!
Keep watching for those flying pigs everyone!!

Thanks blink...flying pigs always make me smile (they're sort of a motif around here...stuffed and on posters, etc.)

I have actually sat and considered this seriously (no, really, I do that sometimes...;>).  Try to really get your head around the feelings you'd have if a flying pig actually came by (with wings, not flung out of a catapult or something.)  A bunch of other people see it, you pinch yourself, nope, not dreaming, in short, no way to say "No way!"...what sort of jolt would that be to your brain?  And what would it do to all the other "things we know for a fact"?

Sometimes I have way too much time on my hands (not that I don't have things I should be doing with it, just that I'm not doing them).

Blink, there is some retrievers here.. however, surely you don't want to retrieve a flying pig? because we all know if the pig can fly, surely it wouldn't want an escort service? I have to meditate on that...
well, I really must deliver up my final word on the subject of flying pigs otherwise my analyst will want to see this thread.. Blink, we already been dancing on this thread just begging to get axed maybe...but I tell you, I'll never feel quite the same about things that fly and them that don't.  will u be my guru? well, if not can u still do the hully gulli? mashed potatoes? or the wa tu si is good too. much love and laughter here!