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When Pigs Fly :) (Read 13221 times)
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Reply #15 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 3:12pm
 
  LOL  Grin  That was pretty gosh darn funny Recoverer... you reveal yet a new side to you...

Thanks for the laugh
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Reply #16 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 3:31pm
 
Recoverer (Albert),

Just in on CNN World News:
Hurricane weather data gatherers tracking the latest storm of the season, Hurricane Epsilon, have noticed a strange phenomenon over the Atlantic today...

The report is that flying pigs are beginning to create an unusual formation in the eye forming over the ocean. So far we are unable to determine the meaning, if any!

Stay tuned for more late breaking news on your weather channel.

Smiley
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Reply #17 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 4:30pm
 
Golly Blink:

I always thought I'd watch FOX News instead of CNN News only when pigs fly, so I guess I'm now obligated to do so. Cry

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Recoverer (Albert),

Just in on CNN World News:
Hurricane weather data gatherers tracking the latest storm of the season, Hurricane Epsilon, have noticed a strange phenomenon over the Atlantic today...

The report is that flying pigs are beginning to create an unusual formation in the eye forming over the ocean. So far we are unable to determine the meaning, if any!

Stay tuned for more late breaking news on your weather channel.

Smiley

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Reply #18 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 4:33pm
 
Your welcome ???, but don't thank the messenger.  Wink

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 LOL  Grin  That was pretty gosh darn funny Recoverer... you reveal yet a new side to you...

Thanks for the laugh

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Reply #19 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 5:11pm
 
Don't cry, Recoverer,

It's only the "news" and it doesn't mean a flying fig...

I mean pig...

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Reply #20 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 5:54pm
 
GAD ZEUS! 
A friend of mine just had his astrological chart done,
and HOLY MOLEY,
it appears that he has
a FLYING PIG rising over his you-know-what!!!!

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Reply #21 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 6:40pm
 
A few years ago, when I was broke and John was still paying child support, we couldn't afford to get married, but his brother kept hassling him about it.  So I told him to tell his brother that he would love to ,  but I had told him that I would marry him when pig-sicles flew out of hell.  If  that meteorological anomaly ever occurs, I'm going to blame it on John, where ever he may be!
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Reply #22 - Nov 29th, 2005 at 7:09pm
 
"Hey, Ma, look what I got!"

"Honey, what is that...?
I told you, didn't I, sweets aren't good for you."

"But I like it! It's a pigsickle!"

"A what? A pigsickle!
What is a pigsickle and who gave it to you, Honey?"

"It's a pigsickle from Hell, Ma!"

"Oh my god, what was that thing flying by?
Give me that pigsickle, or whatever it is!
What WAS that? Oh my god, it looked like a...flying pig,
didn't it, Honey?"

"Oh, Maaaaah, what are you talking about?
Pigs don't fly! Everyone knows that!"

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P.S. I'm sorry for your loss, Cricket, but hope these
flying pigs made you smile...
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Reply #23 - Nov 30th, 2005 at 12:35am
 
How many flying pigs does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one.  The one who knows a tiny little hoof
from a tiny curly tail!

(The other twenty five or thirty
just fly around to tell it to put the old lightbulb
where the sun don't shine...)

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Reply #24 - Nov 30th, 2005 at 8:42am
 
LADIES,

I just heard about this NEW diet to RAVE about!

Everytime you even LOOK at cake
just count 50 pigs flying by!!!

You'll lose 10 POUNDS in 1WEEK,
I'm NOT lying!!!!

(P.S. I'm ONLY telling you this
because I'm your FRIEND....
I really love you JUST the way you ARE...)

Smiley
And THAT's the end of our show this week folks!
See you next time, and hope you have enjoyed it!
Keep watching for those flying pigs everyone!!
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Reply #25 - Nov 30th, 2005 at 10:26am
 
ROFL!!!!hold on there suave jester of the universe I have a question of concern:

hmm. I wonder if I'm counting 50 pigs that fly by, will I be done with my raspberry filled chocolate cake by the time they fly by? for instance nobody has asked this question yet of the velocity of a flying pig, and I think it's important! I guess it would depend on how much the pig weighs?
so if u saw a fat pig and crumbs falling off it as it flew by just wondering if u would shoot me out of the sky or just wave me on by.... Kiss
after all, it is not every day one is allowed to observe a pig which flys and multi tasks at same time...

Riddle: how many pigs can dance on the end of a pin? give up? 50.
love yer pig thread Blink!
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Reply #26 - Nov 30th, 2005 at 12:43pm
 
Thanks blink...flying pigs always make me smile (they're sort of a motif around here...stuffed and on posters, etc.)

I have actually sat and considered this seriously (no, really, I do that sometimes...;>).  Try to really get your head around the feelings you'd have if a flying pig actually came by (with wings, not flung out of a catapult or something.)  A bunch of other people see it, you pinch yourself, nope, not dreaming, in short, no way to say "No way!"...what sort of jolt would that be to your brain?  And what would it do to all the other "things we know for a fact"?

Sometimes I have way too much time on my hands (not that I don't have things I should be doing with it, just that I'm not doing them).
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Reply #27 - Nov 30th, 2005 at 1:09pm
 
Sorry Cricket,

Now I AM picturing a pig flung out of a catapult
AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO STOP IT!!!!!!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!

Is there a retriever in the house?


Alysia,

May I have this dance?

Flying pigs sure have rhythm don't they...
maybe it's the pinheads that gave them
those dancing lessons...

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Reply #28 - Nov 30th, 2005 at 2:29pm
 
Blink, there is some retrievers here.. however, surely you don't want to retrieve a flying pig? because we all know if the pig can fly, surely it wouldn't want an escort service? I have to meditate on that...
well, I really must deliver up my final word on the subject of flying pigs otherwise my analyst will want to see this thread.. Blink, we already been dancing on this thread just begging to get axed maybe...but I tell you, I'll never feel quite the same about things that fly and them that don't.  will u be my guru? Kiss well, if not can u still do the hully gulli? mashed potatoes? or the wa tu si is good too. much love and laughter here!
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Reply #29 - Nov 30th, 2005 at 3:06pm
 
It's all good.  And thanks to those of you reading
who enjoy a flying pig or two once in a while...

Smiley let's put this little piggy to bed, shall we?
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