Everyone knows that pigs can't fly....

If you were at your job
(assuming you have one)
when you looked out of the window
(assuming you have one)
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you continue your meeting
because pigs can’t fly…!

If you were flying in an airplane
when you looked out over the wing
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you look back down at your novel
and mark your place carefully
because pigs can’t fly,
especially at that altitude!

If you were sailing on a boat
when you looked up from the deck
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you steer away from the sun
because pigs can’t fly,
especially that far out to sea!

If you were lying on your bed
when you had to blink your eyes
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you fall asleep anyway
because pigs can’t fly,
only in your dreams…!


with amusement
at my ability to entertain myself
if no one else,
blink

SO,

I think you might have something there...

Come to think of it, I've seen some things recently that look a little bit like...
hard to believe it...but it's true...

blink

I wonder if a sow is happy in mud?

at the same time, a man can levitate by becoming very meditative, however, a pig does not necessarily engage in meditation, especially if pleasure is found in the mud bath...

just joining u crazies out here merrily..row row row yer boat gently down the stream,  life is but a dream...

Just pickin' on ya, Blink. 

Oh me, oh my
I'm sure that pigs
can fly

We do in our sleep
So why can't they
After all, they're
not sheep

But then maybe sheep
can also fly
And then they all
End up in a heap

A poet I'm not
So I'll quit right now
And to you I'll bow
Yes, right now

ROFLMAO

"Look, Ma, up in the sky...."

"Honey, hold my hand, the traffic is bad today..."

"But, Ma, up in the sky...it's a bird...it's a plane...."

"Honey, pay attention, move along now..."

"But Ma, up in the sky...it's a bird...it's a plane..."

"Honey...that's not superman...
wait, is it the actress, Melanie Griffith...
no...I think it's a....

oh my god... it's a FLYING PIG!!!!"

Blink:

You might be onto something. Check out this AP news wire:

There has recently been an influx of reports of flying pigs. Their sudden occurence is as curious as the appearance of crop circles. Reliable sources report that the U.S. Government's word has become so unreliable, they now have no choice but to inform the public that authentic UFO sightings have been made.  Plans for preemptive strikes against the rest of the solar system are in the works. In response, aliens have started to disguise their flying saucers as flying pigs. Their advanced intellects realize that the U.S. Government would have no choice but to deny reports of flying pigs. When President W heard of the flying pigs, he immediately requested to be taken to a secret hideaway. He was quoted to say: "It's one thing to have a bird poop on you're head, but a flying pig, thats ridiculous." This might seem like an overeaction, but how else would you expect a voracious pig eater such as the president to respond? If a flying pig were to have any target in mind, it would be the President's head. Hopefully for a change, with enough gravity based velocity behind it,  something will make it through his thick skull.