I'm back (B-man before, Chumley now.) I wasn't
going to come back, but I've found something
I think should be more widely known.
The implications of this are HUGE.
And, you all did your best to help me, so it would
be wrong to keep this from you (with the possible
exception of "Q", that is?)
Reading this made my blood run cold, and I've
only been able to sleep fitfully for the last three
nights. I'm feeling sick all over even as
I write this.
I must say to you all, that it was with great
reservation that I decided to show you this
website. BE WARNED...
As Zaius said to Taylor in "Planet of the Apes"...
"DON'T LOOK FOR IT, TAYLOR! You may not like
what you find..."
But Chumley entered the "Forbidden Zone." And what DID he find out there?
"His Destiny."
And now for the last three days, Chumley's been metaphorically beating his fists in the sand, gazing
at the ruined, corroded "Statue of Liberty" of his hopes and dreams.
REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT... FOR GOD'S SAKE, PLEASE, PLEASE don't visit this site unless you're
ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN of your mental stability and equilibrium, and are prepared to seriously reconsider your hopes and dreams. This IS THE
TRUTH about what happens when we die... I
very strongly suspect that. It answers EVERY
question I've ever had about the subject, elegantly and succinctly.
And NO, it is not atheism, mechanistic materialism,
or you're "just dead." No, it is far, far, far WORSE than that.
I might just be insane. Allow yourselves to entertain
that possibility, and take what you're about to read
with a grain of salt... hell, a whole bag of it (if you can.)
If you see problems with it, point them out... I beg of you. I couldn't... it is scientifically and logically
sound, so far as I can see.
If this theory is true, there are little kids in Hell (if their only memories are of fear and abuse during
their short lives)... and they'll be there forever, no second chances.
Political prisoners, torture victims, traumatized war vets... they're going to Hell.
The six million Jews murdered by Hitler? HELL, one and all.
If you're not a happy-slappy, super-content boob... YOU'RE going to Hell.
Unhappy? Anxious? Depressed? You're going to Hell.
I'm probably going to Hell, just for posting this.
And what's in Hell? YOUR WORST MEMORIES, OVER AND OVER AGAIN, GETTING MORE INTENSE EVERY TIME... AND AFTER A QUADRILLION GOOGOLPLEXES OF YEARS, AND PROPORTIONALLY GREATER SUFFERING, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO SUFFER YET...
ONCE again... STAY AWAY from this website, AND this thread, if you aren't "Stable Abel". Just laugh at ol' Chumley/B-man, and call him an idiot. It'll be better for you.
Still determined to look?
Here it is...
http://www.divisiontheory.com/And God forgive me for whatever happens to
you who read it. But, it's on the Web, and I'm sure
you'd have found it eventually... so I guess that's all there is I can say.