Conversation Board - Challenges of the Incarnating Soul (Joke)

Kyo

Ex Member

Challenges of the Incarnating Soul (Joke)
Aug 9^th, 2005 at 6:47pm

(The following is a reply to Derestanne, who posted here on Simpo's forum)

Hi Derestanne,

Quote:

Judging from the phone calls, the listening audience was split in half that night - shock or denial - not much in between.

Oh yes. It's really quite amazing, the level of ignorance (due to veil of non-disclosure) that the majority of humanity incarnate, is living out its existence under.

For the majority of humanity (>90%) on the planet today (thanks to the non-disclosure by governments and the brainwashing of dogmatic religions), who have little or no awareness on :

1) The extensive extraterrestrial involvement with humanity, on so many levels (from the genetic creation of man's biological body, to US Govt - ET interactions including possession of crashed spacecrafts, to daily ongoing abductions/implantations/experimentation, ET channeling/guides such as the Ashtar group, etc).

2) The truth about raw vs cooked foods (particularly oils/fats) and their inseparable link to health vs disease (eg. Aajonus Vonderplanitz)

3) Clarification - the true nature, purpose, and end, to suffering (eg. Byron Katie). How every bit of suffering tells an important lesson, which is woefully neglected 99.9% of the time by 99.9% of humanity, thus guaranteeing continued suffering.

4) Multidimensionality, Afterlife, Reincarnation, Conscientiology, etc. What happens after death, between lifetimes, purpose for physical incarnation, reasons for reincarnational cycle, the existential program or purpose of one's life (as planned by oneself before birth), importance of working with guides & helpers to maximize evolution & assistantiality, etc.

From just a brief glance at these 4 broad categories, you would think right now, this would be a terrible, terrible time to incarnate on planet Earth.

-----------------------------------------------------------

Imagine lots of spirit 'customers' eagerly queing up to reincarnate, having been shown attractive brochures with glossy images of lush tropical rainforests and cheerful village kids playing ball, and spouting catchy phrases such as"Be a Man, join the Earth Life System!" or "Physical Incarnation is Cool!" or "Earth & Humanity - Top 10 in the InterGalatic Tourism Destination Chart!".

Suddenly, just as the next-in-line spirit steps into the "EZ-Incarnation" dimensional portal, he gets a glimpse of the incredible level of non-disclosure/ignorance/dogmatic-brainwashing prevalent on the planet amongst humanity, and recoils away in horror.

Thankfully, the guide-helper-wearing-cool-shades-and-a-grin has already forseen and is fully prepared for this potential little 'hiccup', he snaps his fingers and two muscular, hulking angels click-in, one on each side of the dissident spirit, and haul him struggling and screaming into the 'EZ-Incarnate' portal, and themselves promptly click-out.

The rest of the line looks momentarily taken aback, but the suave-guide-helper grins assuringly, "Nothing to be concerned about, folks. Our friend here was just getting a little too ecstatic, finally having the chance to go into the physical, which is perfectly understandable, wouldn't you agree? *smmmilllleeee*", to which the rest of the folks nod their heads understandingly.

-----------------------------------------

PS.
the above account is purely fictitious. Any similarity to persons living or dead, is purely coincidental... or so you would like to believe, wouldn't you? *smmmilllleeee*

PPS.
Ok I'm just kidding, seriously...

Back to top

« Last Edit: Aug 10^th, 2005 at 12:28am by N/A »

IP Logged

blink Ex Member	Re: Challenges of the Incarnating Soul (Joke) Reply #1 - Aug 9^th, 2005 at 8:00pm Kyo, THAT is funny! Love it. love, blink
Back to top	IP Logged

Touching Souls Super Member Offline LOVE IS ALL, SHINE YOUR LIGHT THAT OTHERS MAY SEE Posts: 1966 Metaline Falls, WA Gender:	Re: Challenges of the Incarnating Soul (Joke) Reply #2 - Aug 9^th, 2005 at 10:29pm ROFLOL This sort of reminds me of Robert Monroe's talk with A and B in the non-physical. They were touring and there were brochures, etc. and they decided to visit Earth. Blessings, Mairlyn
Back to top	I AM THAT I AM -- WE ARE ALL ONE -- TOUCHING SOULS IP Logged

Shirley Super Member Offline Afterlife Knowledge Member Posts: 537 San Antonio Gender:	Re: Challenges of the Incarnating Soul (Joke) Reply #3 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 3:13am And big they were, too! Just kidding..or am I?
Back to top	IP Logged

dave_a_mbs

Super Member

Offline

Afterlife Knowledge Member

Posts: 1655
central california
Gender: male

Re: Challenges of the Incarnating Soul (Joke)
Reply #4 - Aug 10^th, 2005 at 7:32pm

Hi Kyo-

I had a patient who was regressing through the various stages of "life in the Spirit World" and mentioned a large pool. He said that there were a lot of others there who told him to step in. Thinking it was for a swim or the equivalent, he did. Then he discovered that it actually was a chute that led back to rebirth.

I don't know where you get your humor, but it's got a lot of validity!

dave

Back to top

life is too short to drink sour wine

IP Logged

spooky

Ex Member

Re: Challenges of the Incarnating Soul (Joke)
Reply #5 - Aug 11^th, 2005 at 5:07am

Hi dave and everybody,
concerning the "pool", there is this ancient greek myth about the underworld river "Lethe" which is called the river of forgetting. Plato puts it in his story about the soul's journey in the end of "Politeia"; every incarnating soul must go through the Lethe, the river of forgetting.
spooky

Back to top

IP Logged

alysia Ex Member	Re: Challenges of the Incarnating Soul (Joke) Reply #6 - Aug 11^th, 2005 at 10:45am speaking of water and waves and rivers....my daughter wowed me with this tag on her emails... enlightenment for a wave in the ocean is when it realizes it is only water. I wondered how she knew that? I didn't tell her!
Back to top	IP Logged

Kyo_Kusanagi

Senior Member

Offline

Posts: 317

Too many souls, too few bodies... welcome to Earth
Reply #7 - Sep 8^th, 2005 at 6:51am

Quote:

If there are more physical births, than non-physical people who want to be born, what happens?

This will never get the chance to be an issue. Currently on Earth, there are approximately 9 extraphysical (discarnate) human souls for every 1 intraphysical (incarnate) human soul.

So the reverse is in reality the problem here, as due to the increasingly numerous confluences of conscientially significant events and energies, more and more of the extraphysicals wish to incarnate into the intraphysical, to participate in, contribute to and benefit from experiences in the intraphysical Earth scene.

The phenomenon of the Internet is one symbol for this. Never before has everyone been so interconnected, and the possibilities that open up as a result of this immense networking capacity are simply staggering.

In addition, and as well for the reasons already mentioned above, each day, an increasing number of different extraterrestrial groups, beings and souls, are taking an interest in Earth, including for some, physically incarnating as humans and (karmically) joining the humanity soul group.

Nonetheless, say for academic purposes, you still wish to ask the question, what happens when the number of biological bodies available exceed the number of human souls in the area?

Even if this near-impossible scenario should ever occur, there is absolutely no lack of other souls or beings, either on this world (eg. those from the various animal species (and there are billions of species on Earth!), as well as from the extraphysical kingdoms that share the Earth with humanity, including faery, devic, beings from the Inner Earth (Aghartha), and countless other races whose existence the vast majority of humanity are unaware of), who would then have the added option of utilizing human bodies for their dense physical existences, and this they would (consider) doing, together as a entire race.

Not many people realize that genetics, can be, have been, and are being, influenced and modified to some extent, by extraphysical (as well as extraterrestrial) means. In other words, it is not merely a physical structure. Hence, if other soul groups (ie. other than the current collective humanity soul group) were to take up the option of starting to incarnate into physical human bodies, the genetics can be easily altered to fit the different needs of the incoming soul group.

Now, so if to further discuss your question for academic purpose, let us assume no souls are interested in the over-abundant biological bodies available. Then, the guides & helpers of humanity (which are largely also humanity), who certainly have vested interest in the affairs of humanity, may decide to intervene and put a stop to the undesirable or unplanned (by the guides & helpers) population explosion, and this they can do in many ways, and rather easily.

We need not go into details of examples, suffice to say that the (planned) extinction of the dinosaurs demonstrates this easily.

Back to top

IP Logged

LaffingRain

Super Member

Offline

Choose this Day

Posts: 5249
Arizona
Gender: female

Re: Challenges of the Incarnating Soul (Joke)
Reply #8 - Sep 8^th, 2005 at 3:49pm

that was funny to think of a spirit trying to back out and being dragged in, but it's not too far off from Monroe's account of seeing a line of spirit ready for their next dive, and each one has to go through the memory wipe thing, except for a few kids I read about, maybe in India, who remembers everything and went to see her former family and they recognized him/her, they all started relating again. what a strange feeling that must have been! Shocked

along this idea is a friend of mine; said guides were telling him, it was not a good idea to do a dive back in so soon after the last one, whatever that meant. but they said it was his choice, just don't say we didn't warn you! Grin

I noticed he was having a bit of hard time with reality here. he was like a real innocent type person if you know what I mean. he wouldn't hurt a fly, but he got himself knocked around by others a bit.

thanks again Kyo for a great post. love, alysia

Back to top

Who takes away death's sting deprives life of bitterness

IP Logged

Kyo_Kusanagi Senior Member Offline Posts: 317	Re: Challenges of the Incarnating Soul (Joke) Reply #9 - Sep 8^th, 2005 at 11:55pm Quote: thanks again Kyo for a great post. love, alysia And thanks again, Alysia, for your warmth, friendship, and everything that you are. Love, Kyo.
Back to top	IP Logged