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Biblical Nonsense
Feb 18^th, 2008 at 1:51am

ACTUAL KING JAMES TRANSLATION OF 1 KINGS 13:27:
"And the prophet said to his sons, 'Saddle me an ass.' So they saddled HIM." Roll Eyes

ACTUAL MISREADING OF BIBLE VERSES IN CHURCH:
(1) "And Jordan baptized Jesus in the John." Shocked

(2) "David fled to the gates of the Temple and there he stood, breathless and pantless." Undecided

Who is the shortest man in the Bible?
A: Bildad the Shuhite (Job 2:11) Tongue

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Nanner Super Member Offline Theres only AGAPE Posts: 764 Hamburg, Germany Gender:	Re: Biblical Nonsense Reply #1 - Feb 18^th, 2008 at 12:36pm Don - U R a nut...thanks for making me laugh - I needed that one.. Nanner
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