Hi

I decided the best place for me is in the off topic! thank god and Bruce for thinking of off topic room. blessed be.

hope u enjoy alysia off the wall talk.

Wisdoms That Creep Up In The Autumn of My Life

1) I am trying out for the part of Betty Boop in my next life. They said I was a natural for the part but there’s no challenge to stretch myself..so...they’ll have to pay me more if they want me to do it. A lot more.

2) The audition for first female public defender didn’t go well. Neither did the one for Mother Mary. No snacks were given after the auditions and I miss the tea parties of the olden days.

3) I have learned the art of leaving my body and the effects of gravity no longer keep me grounded. So, I went out to visit my mother and grandmother. Lo and behold, they are still trucking. No, I mean this literally, they are still driving trucks over there. Also it’s true, my female relatives of blood line really do wear combat boots, not only that I saw my mother put on my dad's underwear rather then do laundry once, so no jokes about it please.

I had to decline my relative's invitation to search for alternate realities with them as the 3 stalwart musketeers in order to become a sheepherder back on Earth plane. My beloved daughter was playing the part of Mary, Mary, quite contrary and Little BoPeep has lost her sheep; fortunately, I knew exactly where the little rascal had gone and saved it using my trusty magic imbued cane.

4) Even though I have gained this ability for maximum velocity lift off, I am still hovering awaiting my navigation charts; the bloke who works at the airport takes too many coffee breaks.
The charts are supposed to lead me to other life forms in other star systems and I have my monitoring equipment as well I brought a tape recorder. I’ll be sure to bring my reports to you’all when I get back.

5) Meanwhile, since the chart messenger is lolly gagging, I decided to apply for a new body at the station of pick and choose. Like a kid in a candy store with two cents, they chased me down the aisles as I disrupted some tables reaching for the candy that was too expensive. I was forgiven because I’m cute.
I reguested to be a woman again after the Betty Boop life is over, hopefully she won’t live long.
I want to be a woman with no breasts or uterus. Is that possible? They said to draw up the plans, they would see whether the computer could do better.
I would like to come in bald, with a large cranium, fully grown. In my 30th year I would like to get strung up for being different. By the time all this drama is over, my chart navigater messenger should be off his coffee break and I can be on my way to other star systems.

I’ll see you all when I get back, meanwhile, be assured I’ll miss you because I never stopped loving you; that would be unlike me.