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Title: Biblical Nonsense
Post by Berserk2 on Feb 18^th, 2008 at 1:51am

ACTUAL KING JAMES TRANSLATION OF 1 KINGS 13:27:
"And the prophet said to his sons, 'Saddle me an ass.' So they saddled HIM." ::)

ACTUAL MISREADING OF BIBLE VERSES IN CHURCH:
(1) "And Jordan baptized Jesus in the John." :o
(2) "David fled to the gates of the Temple and there he stood, breathless and pantless." :-/

Who is the shortest man in the Bible?
A: Bildad the Shuhite (Job 2:11) :P

Title: Re: Biblical Nonsense
Post by Nanner on Feb 18^th, 2008 at 12:36pm

:P Don - U R a nut...thanks for making me laugh - I needed that one..
Nanner