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Message started by LaffingRain on Feb 16th, 2008 at 12:38am

Title: Funny quotes Einstein
Post by LaffingRain on Feb 16th, 2008 at 12:38am
Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself.
Golda Meir

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
Albert Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
Albert Einstein

When his wife asked him to change clothes to meet the German Ambassador, he said "If they want to see me, here I am. If they want to see my clothes, open my closet and show them my suits."
Albert Einstein

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.
Albert Einstein

You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
Yiddish proverb

I don't want to become immortal through my work. I want to become immortal through not dying
Woody Allen

I'm not afraid of dying - I just don't want to be there when it happens!
Woody Allen

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton.

Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
Albert Einstein

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them
Albert Einstein

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school
Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

Title: Re: Funny quotes Einstein
Post by Justin aka asltaomr on Feb 16th, 2008 at 1:46am
 Cool quotes!  Thanks for sharing these Alysia.  


Title: Re: Funny quotes Einstein
Post by Nanner on Feb 17th, 2008 at 8:27am
Hey thanks Alysia, these are really cool - I liked" We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them"
Albert Einstein

the best..

Hugs,
Nanner

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