KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS.
THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY THE CHILDREN.
THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED.



CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE . THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.

IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET
THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.

JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS
BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.

JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION

SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.

HE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO
STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.

MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA . THEN JOSHUA LED THE
HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL

THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.

THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.

THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD
TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.

LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE
DURING THE NIGHT.

ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN
OF ARK.

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Alysia,

Someone sent me those by email a while ago.  Aren't they hysterical?  

When I read them again they remind me of that little boy in the movie Kindgarten Cop.  It's the littlest boy and when he was asked what his Dad did for a living he said:

"My Dad is a Cynogologist.  He looks at faginas all day long."

;D ;D ;D

hi Kate, sorry I missed this post. thats funny! :)