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Message started by Chumley on Dec 1st, 2006 at 9:55am

Title: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by Chumley on Dec 1st, 2006 at 9:55am
-2012 will be a very important year to all of us who are alive
in that year. You will either live throughout the year, or die during
that year (assuming  are still alive during 2012.)
-At least one U.S. Marine, probably more, will die somewhere in the
world while on duty in 2012.
-The sun will rise on the morning of January 1, 2012.
-I will be 43 in 2012. (If I'm not dead that is.)
-There will be suicide bombers in the Middle East in 2012.
-Some people will be Muslims in 2012.
-Somebody, somewhere, will have sex at least once in 2012.
-People will be born in 2012.
-Cats will hunt mice somewhere in the world, in 2012.
-There will be politicians in America in 2012.
-There will be a lot of wacko doomsday talk in 2012.
-FINALLY... on the morning of December 22, 2012... somebody
(at least one person, maybe more) will get up, shave, brush his teeth, shower, and go to work between 6 a.m. and 8 a.m.

Well, I guess I'm an honest-to-goodness prophet now. I need to get my
message out to the people. Anyone interested in sending my fledgling ministry some nice fat donations? (I'll post a Paypal button soon..!)
Remember... MY prophecies are almost CERTAIN to come to pass, and they are SPECIFIC! I dare you to name a more accurate prognosticator...

Thanks for your support,
B-man

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by augoeideian on Dec 1st, 2006 at 10:08am
Deep Chum man Deep.

I plan to shift my consciousness in 2012 by changing my coffee brand from Nescafe to Ciro.

Do you think that will have a following?   :)

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by Never say die on Dec 1st, 2006 at 10:26am

B-dawg wrote on Dec 1st, 2006 at 9:55am:
-2012 will be a very important year to all of us who are alive
in that year. You will either live throughout the year, or die during
that year (assuming  are still alive during 2012.)
-At least one U.S. Marine, probably more, will die somewhere in the
world while on duty in 2012.
-The sun will rise on the morning of January 1, 2012.
-I will be 43 in 2012. (If I'm not dead that is.)
-There will be suicide bombers in the Middle East in 2012.
-Some people will be Muslims in 2012.
-Somebody, somewhere, will have sex at least once in 2012.
-People will be born in 2012.
-Cats will hunt mice somewhere in the world, in 2012.
-There will be politicians in America in 2012.
-There will be a lot of wacko doomsday talk in 2012.
-FINALLY... on the morning of December 22, 2012... somebody
(at least one person, maybe more) will get up, shave, brush his teeth, shower, and go to work between 6 a.m. and 8 a.m.

Well, I guess I'm an honest-to-goodness prophet now. I need to get my
message out to the people. Anyone interested in sending my fledgling ministry some nice fat donations? (I'll post a Paypal button soon..!)
Remember... MY prophecies are almost CERTAIN to come to pass, and they are SPECIFIC! I dare you to name a more accurate prognosticator...

Thanks for your support,
B-man


I've got another one ...

Chumley will be speechless in 2012

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by augoeideian on Dec 1st, 2006 at 10:28am
Yo Chum you having your teeth taken out as well in 2012?!

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by juditha on Dec 1st, 2006 at 2:16pm
Hi Chumley Thanks my birthday is the 1st of january,i look forward to the sun shining on my birthday 2012.

Love Juditha

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by dave_a_mbs on Dec 1st, 2006 at 5:49pm
Is that going to be the year that God gets back at your for the last post about Her?

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by blink on Dec 1st, 2006 at 8:20pm
Well, what might be interesting is if we all don't make it until 2012 because we just had a little "accident" on purpose as a species.  Then, all of our little lists of everything we're expecting to see that special year are going to look like sad little momentos, like the remnants of a party that was over before the guests knew it, they were having so much fun....

That's a dark little thought, isn't it?

I like your version, Chum.  I'll go with it.

love, blink

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by spooky2 on Dec 1st, 2006 at 9:11pm
Even more fascinating, Blink, it appears to me it would be if we, as single persons, not as species all at once (the latter would be doomsday-like, boring after having seen all these desaster movies), would have an "accident" and would not be alive physically in 2012...well, must be the Stephen King in me...

Spooky

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by Rob Calkins on Dec 1st, 2006 at 9:52pm
Thanks for making me laugh.  This is much better than Nostradamus.  

Uh, I have one question:  What's Ciro Augoeideian? - maybe I'll try in now because it can't be worse than Nescafe.  


Rob

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by Chumley on Dec 2nd, 2006 at 10:25am
Is that going to be the year that God gets back at your for the last post about Her?
*****************
Wouldn't that be an "It" actually?
Gee, I suppose she/he/it won't let me polish angel halos (which
I suppose was the REWARD I've so foolishly thrown away by dissing
her/it. Ain't "purity and holiness" a fun concept?) Too bad, so sad...

B-man

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by DocM on Dec 2nd, 2006 at 12:47pm
Chummeister,


You are stuck on the bible thumping version of God when you have been on a progressive spiritual website for more than a year now.  How is that possible?  Halos?  Give me a break.  Being banned from any consciousness realm for dissing?  Ridiculous.  

Despite the conversations we have had of thought creating reality, of focusing our attention and freeing ourselves from unwanted belief systems, you come back to the same fire and brimstone God of the bible thumpers.  Why?  That is not what most of the conversations on this site are about.  Playing harps for millenia?  Who has said this on Bruce's site?  That is not my understanding or vision of heaven at all.


Matthew

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by Ra. on Dec 2nd, 2006 at 1:07pm

DocM wrote on Dec 2nd, 2006 at 12:47pm:
Chummeister,


You are stuck on the bible thumping version of God when you have been on a progressive spiritual website for more than a year now.  How is that possible?  Halos?  Give me a break.  Being banned from any consciousness realm for dissing?  Ridiculous.  

Despite the conversations we have had of thought creating reality, of focusing our attention and freeing ourselves from unwanted belief systems, you come back to the same fire and brimstone God of the bible thumpers.  Why?  That is not what most of the conversations on this site are about.  Playing harps for millenia?  Who has said this on Bruce's site?  That is not my understanding or vision of heaven at all.


Matthew



Chummeister is kinda slow (Partially Joking)

Title: Re: My prophecies for 2012...
Post by augoeideian on Dec 4th, 2006 at 4:16am
Rob asked

Quote:
Uh, I have one question:  What's Ciro Augoeideian? - maybe I'll try in now because it can't be worse than Nescafe.


lol now that's a very profound and serious question.  After much deliberation and deep thought on this perplexing issue of changing coffee brands I have come to realise the difference is a couple of rand in the price. So, you see, my shift of consciousness is not just in a cup it extends way down to my bank balance.

... and Nescafe thought it was just quality they could rely on ... crafty of me uh!   :)

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