hey guys..what does reading childrens thoughts have to do with the afterlife? this exactly...when u look at your kid, just consider they are on loan to you from the spirit world..you may be buried under your programs, but youngsters are pure fresh spirit and they will lead us home and back to love values and of course, laughter.

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What, you may ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on as these marvelous stories unfold of what children think about and you'll discover the joy in it!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.  After awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more Melanie said, "If you don't remember you look in the back of your panties.  Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight.
"I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller.  She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.  Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.  Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.  "Please don't give me this juice again,"
she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

D.I.  (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.  Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married.  How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.  His dad read:
"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city , but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew.  Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
this particular Sunday sermon...  "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.  "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

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ok, this morn my daughter age 33, whos really still a kid she memorized a Confuscious say thing:  I would like to admonish this board with this wisdom during the shift in consciousness:  "do not remove fly from friends forehead with hatchet."

love, alysia

Hi aylsia Its nice you have put this on here,my little grandchildren are just the same,they come out with these little sayings that really make me laugh.

Holly my little granddaughter,her dad asked her to do something and she said Alright Madam and i  and her mum and dad just laughed,couldnt understand where she had picked up those words.She is only 3yrs old.

My neice Charmaine ,when she was six yrs old ,she saw my picture of Jesus with the sacred heart on and she said "no wonder he died,his bloody hearts on fire"it was just so funny the way she said it.

Our children are the most precious to us,they light your life up with there honest funny little sayings,and are a precious gift from God.

Love and God bless you aylsia    Juditha

My granddaughter Raven comes up with some lulu's..

When she's doing something she's not supposed to, we tell her "Stop that or I'll put you in your room."

Well, the other night we were sitting together on the couch, laptop on my lap.  She kept reaching for it, and I kept moving her hands.  She looks at me, totally serious and says "Stop that or I'll put you in your room!"  

I hadn't laughed so hard in a long time.  Then she started laughing too.. ;D

Raven is 2..she brings such joy to us.  Just now, she brought me the kitty's two play balls..and told me "Here, juggle these!"

Each day is a new word..Thursday was "backwards".  I wanted to take her picture..she turns around and says, "No, backwards!"  I'm truly amazed at her vocabulary..  

thanks girls. you gotta wonder where they've been in their souls. when my twins were born and only a couple days old I asked for some information about their souls. in my sleep a guide came and began talking. I tried so hard to pick up all the words I was hearing for I knew I was getting what I'd asked for. what I brought back to full consciousness was a word called ascension. I had been going to a church which talked about ascension but still not able to articulate intellectually the deeper meaning of that word. so the gist of the conversation was they had come back as twins for a reason; one of them had a well developed left brain, the other a well developed right brain, by being twins they were to try to balance themselves and go into the ascension process this way. the left brained kid is always controlling the right brained kid but love will pop up now and then which I like to see.
the voice also said we had been together the 3 of us in other roles. one of the girls saw the 3 of us dancing in a ballroom, she was in love with someone whom she had to leave behind, but she remembers the majesty of that love.  I needed their companionship this life or I would have checked out without them, sooner.

children are precious. love, alysia

Ah, that is so sweet!