Everyone knows that pigs can't fly....

If you were at your job
(assuming you have one)
when you looked out of the window
(assuming you have one)
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you continue your meeting
because pigs can’t fly…!

If you were flying in an airplane
when you looked out over the wing
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you look back down at your novel
and mark your place carefully
because pigs can’t fly,
especially at that altitude!

If you were sailing on a boat
when you looked up from the deck
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you steer away from the sun
because pigs can’t fly,
especially that far out to sea!

If you were lying on your bed
when you had to blink your eyes
at a pig flying by
what would you do?
What would you say?
Would you fall asleep anyway
because pigs can’t fly,
only in your dreams…!


with amusement
at my ability to entertain myself
if no one else,
blink :)

Except, Pigs DO fly...

SO,

I think you might have something there...

Come to think of it, I've seen some things recently that look a little bit like...
hard to believe it...but it's true...

blink :)

What are you feeding your pigs?  ::)

I wonder if a sow is happy in mud? ;D

at the same time, a man can levitate by becoming very meditative, however, a pig does not necessarily engage in meditation, especially if pleasure is found in the mud bath...

just joining u crazies out here merrily..row row row yer boat gently down the stream,  life is but a dream...

Gee, Rob,
not my pig...
I just saw something fly by...
what do you think is the
"wind beneath its wings"...?

Alysia,
mudbaths are wonderful,
so I've been told....

blink :)

Just pickin' on ya, Blink.  ;)

Thanks, Rob (Bob).  I'm liking it too...:)

blink

Oh me, oh my
I'm sure that pigs
can fly

We do in our sleep
So why can't they
After all, they're
not sheep

But then maybe sheep
can also fly
And then they all
End up in a heap

A poet I'm not
So I'll quit right now
And to you I'll bow
Yes, right now ;-)

this is nice, it breaks the ice, and does entice and adds spice, or maybe just lice? and we the sheep, all in a heap, heads butting the wall, but we tried to give it our all but pigs were flying into the wall and up so high with the cow over the moon, but wait, it must end soon? is anyone to blame for feeling shame? nah, soon we'll have no name, no name, no name.

somebody put me out of my misery quick. :-X

ROFLMAO

QUESTION:
If you are holiday shopping today
(assuming you have any money)
when a pig gets stuck in a REVOLVING DOOR...

can it still FLY when it gets out...?

ANSWER:
Yes, especially when APPLES are on the menu!

blink :)

P.S. You know, roast suckling pig, get it, get it?
Okay, I'm done....maybe....overdone...? :)

"Look, Ma, up in the sky...."

"Honey, hold my hand, the traffic is bad today..."

"But, Ma, up in the sky...it's a bird...it's a plane...."

"Honey, pay attention, move along now..."

"But Ma, up in the sky...it's a bird...it's a plane..."

"Honey...that's not superman...
wait, is it the actress, Melanie Griffith...
no...I think it's a....

oh my god... it's a FLYING PIG!!!!"

:)

How did the flying pig get off the ground?

It let go....

:)
letting you go for now...

Blink:

You might be onto something. Check out this AP news wire:

There has recently been an influx of reports of flying pigs. Their sudden occurence is as curious as the appearance of crop circles. Reliable sources report that the U.S. Government's word has become so unreliable, they now have no choice but to inform the public that authentic UFO sightings have been made.  Plans for preemptive strikes against the rest of the solar system are in the works. In response, aliens have started to disguise their flying saucers as flying pigs. Their advanced intellects realize that the U.S. Government would have no choice but to deny reports of flying pigs. When President W heard of the flying pigs, he immediately requested to be taken to a secret hideaway. He was quoted to say: "It's one thing to have a bird poop on you're head, but a flying pig, thats ridiculous." This might seem like an overeaction, but how else would you expect a voracious pig eater such as the president to respond? If a flying pig were to have any target in mind, it would be the President's head. Hopefully for a change, with enough gravity based velocity behind it,  something will make it through his thick skull.

 LOL  ;D  That was pretty gosh darn funny Recoverer... you reveal yet a new side to you...

Thanks for the laugh

Recoverer (Albert),

Just in on CNN World News:
Hurricane weather data gatherers tracking the latest storm of the season, Hurricane Epsilon, have noticed a strange phenomenon over the Atlantic today...

The report is that flying pigs are beginning to create an unusual formation in the eye forming over the ocean. So far we are unable to determine the meaning, if any!

Stay tuned for more late breaking news on your weather channel.

:)

Golly Blink:

I always thought I'd watch FOX News instead of CNN News only when pigs fly, so I guess I'm now obligated to do so. :'(


wrote on Nov 29^th, 2005 at 3:31pm:

Recoverer (Albert), Just in on CNN World News: Hurricane weather data gatherers tracking the latest storm of the season, Hurricane Epsilon, have noticed a strange phenomenon over the Atlantic today... The report is that flying pigs are beginning to create an unusual formation in the eye forming over the ocean. So far we are unable to determine the meaning, if any! Stay tuned for more late breaking news on your weather channel. :)

Your welcome ???, but don't thank the messenger.  ;)


wrote on Nov 29^th, 2005 at 3:12pm:

LOL  ;D  That was pretty gosh darn funny Recoverer... you reveal yet a new side to you... Thanks for the laugh

Don't cry, Recoverer,

It's only the "news" and it doesn't mean a flying fig...

I mean pig...

:)

GAD ZEUS!  
A friend of mine just had his astrological chart done,
and HOLY MOLEY,
it appears that he has
a FLYING PIG rising over his you-know-what!!!!

:)

A few years ago, when I was broke and John was still paying child support, we couldn't afford to get married, but his brother kept hassling him about it.  So I told him to tell his brother that he would love to ,  but I had told him that I would marry him when pig-sicles flew out of hell.  If  that meteorological anomaly ever occurs, I'm going to blame it on John, where ever he may be!

"Hey, Ma, look what I got!"

"Honey, what is that...?
I told you, didn't I, sweets aren't good for you."

"But I like it! It's a pigsickle!"

"A what? A pigsickle!
What is a pigsickle and who gave it to you, Honey?"

"It's a pigsickle from Hell, Ma!"

"Oh my god, what was that thing flying by?
Give me that pigsickle, or whatever it is!
What WAS that? Oh my god, it looked like a...flying pig,
didn't it, Honey?"

"Oh, Maaaaah, what are you talking about?
Pigs don't fly! Everyone knows that!"

:)
P.S. I'm sorry for your loss, Cricket, but hope these
flying pigs made you smile...

How many flying pigs does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one.  The one who knows a tiny little hoof
from a tiny curly tail!

(The other twenty five or thirty
just fly around to tell it to put the old lightbulb
where the sun don't shine...)

:)

LADIES,

I just heard about this NEW diet to RAVE about!

Everytime you even LOOK at cake
just count 50 pigs flying by!!!

You'll lose 10 POUNDS in 1WEEK,
I'm NOT lying!!!!

(P.S. I'm ONLY telling you this
because I'm your FRIEND....
I really love you JUST the way you ARE...)

:)
And THAT's the end of our show this week folks!
See you next time, and hope you have enjoyed it!
Keep watching for those flying pigs everyone!!

ROFL!!!!hold on there suave jester of the universe I have a question of concern:

hmm. I wonder if I'm counting 50 pigs that fly by, will I be done with my raspberry filled chocolate cake by the time they fly by? for instance nobody has asked this question yet of the velocity of a flying pig, and I think it's important! I guess it would depend on how much the pig weighs?
so if u saw a fat pig and crumbs falling off it as it flew by just wondering if u would shoot me out of the sky or just wave me on by.... :-*
after all, it is not every day one is allowed to observe a pig which flys and multi tasks at same time...

Riddle: how many pigs can dance on the end of a pin? give up? 50.
love yer pig thread Blink!

Thanks blink...flying pigs always make me smile (they're sort of a motif around here...stuffed and on posters, etc.)

I have actually sat and considered this seriously (no, really, I do that sometimes...;>).  Try to really get your head around the feelings you'd have if a flying pig actually came by (with wings, not flung out of a catapult or something.)  A bunch of other people see it, you pinch yourself, nope, not dreaming, in short, no way to say "No way!"...what sort of jolt would that be to your brain?  And what would it do to all the other "things we know for a fact"?

Sometimes I have way too much time on my hands (not that I don't have things I should be doing with it, just that I'm not doing them).

Sorry Cricket,

Now I AM picturing a pig flung out of a catapult
AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO STOP IT!!!!!!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!

Is there a retriever in the house?


Alysia,

May I have this dance?

Flying pigs sure have rhythm don't they...
maybe it's the pinheads that gave them
those dancing lessons...

:)

Blink, there is some retrievers here.. however, surely you don't want to retrieve a flying pig? because we all know if the pig can fly, surely it wouldn't want an escort service? I have to meditate on that...
well, I really must deliver up my final word on the subject of flying pigs otherwise my analyst will want to see this thread.. Blink, we already been dancing on this thread just begging to get axed maybe...but I tell you, I'll never feel quite the same about things that fly and them that don't.  will u be my guru? :-* well, if not can u still do the hully gulli? mashed potatoes? or the wa tu si is good too. much love and laughter here!

It's all good.  And thanks to those of you reading
who enjoy a flying pig or two once in a while...

:) let's put this little piggy to bed, shall we?