Post by alysia on Feb 8th, 2005 at 12:19pm
::)NINE Ways to get people to respond to your post
8) Tell them your death is imminent
We don’t actually die here, but we think we can, so sometimes groups of us go to a deserted island and drink poisoned spiked kool aid. This is against the law of course, which makes it even more exciting, garnishing for ourselves some measure of fame while in the afterlife to talk about. We do love to talk.
8) Ask a question
Then when someone responds to it from their viewpoint which is of course most likely going to be different than yours, tell them that’s not what you wanted to hear.
8) Then Post another Question
when people stop responding to your original question where you told them it was the wrong answer, post another question, a genuine question. Then of course this only brings up another and another question. If you’re really good at this you could become a genuine board hog; the master of questions.
8) Use Flattery
Be careful here. Flattery is highly believable to some and many need genuine guidance to their gloriousness but we are equal in the sight of God, who by the way is quite dead in terms of a valid scientific viewpoint. The conditions to enter the blissful state of spirit, is to realize there are no conditions, you then end up laughing like hell.
8) Make an announcment that you spoke with Aliens
This usually generates response because of the word “aliens.” Aliens are just folks with another color of skin. An interesting topic because we think they are “different”. But then if you think about it so is my next door neighbor.
8) Tell them You saw the Future
Any topic which is unbelievable will draw response and is also predictable. As a race we are highly predictable creatures. As an individual we are unpredictible, which is my point.
8) Whine a Bit.
Misery loves company. In certain levels of the spirit world misery is an unknown factor therefore of interest. You can meet a lot of people who want to know “just how deep is your misery and is it as deep as mine?” Years can be spent on this topic alone alleviating boredom to a degree. However it is just a past time in the end. One can scrape the bottom of that barrel forever.
8) Debate the issue of Reincarnation
Any debate must remain a debate for it to be debatible. This will always be a supportible issue or a highly suspect issue. In the end analysis theres still the garbage to be taken out and the kid needs to be fed in the here and now. You didn’t come here to be anybody but who you are now, right? So why be somebody else? That reminds me of the time when I was a mermaid....hmmmm.
8) Leaven a Group with Laughter
This maneuver might get some joined in laughter. We often feel a little under pressure here and laughter releases that pressure to see another perspective perhaps. Spirit in a way is like being under water while it surfs the frequency of being physical beings, the deeper you dive, the more pressure is felt. Whatever you do in life if the heart is not in it and each day yields little excitement for living maybe it’s time to lighten up.
8) Tell them your death is imminent
We don’t actually die here, but we think we can, so sometimes groups of us go to a deserted island and drink poisoned spiked kool aid. This is against the law of course, which makes it even more exciting, garnishing for ourselves some measure of fame while in the afterlife to talk about. We do love to talk.
8) Ask a question
Then when someone responds to it from their viewpoint which is of course most likely going to be different than yours, tell them that’s not what you wanted to hear.
8) Then Post another Question
when people stop responding to your original question where you told them it was the wrong answer, post another question, a genuine question. Then of course this only brings up another and another question. If you’re really good at this you could become a genuine board hog; the master of questions.
8) Use Flattery
Be careful here. Flattery is highly believable to some and many need genuine guidance to their gloriousness but we are equal in the sight of God, who by the way is quite dead in terms of a valid scientific viewpoint. The conditions to enter the blissful state of spirit, is to realize there are no conditions, you then end up laughing like hell.
8) Make an announcment that you spoke with Aliens
This usually generates response because of the word “aliens.” Aliens are just folks with another color of skin. An interesting topic because we think they are “different”. But then if you think about it so is my next door neighbor.
8) Tell them You saw the Future
Any topic which is unbelievable will draw response and is also predictable. As a race we are highly predictable creatures. As an individual we are unpredictible, which is my point.
8) Whine a Bit.
Misery loves company. In certain levels of the spirit world misery is an unknown factor therefore of interest. You can meet a lot of people who want to know “just how deep is your misery and is it as deep as mine?” Years can be spent on this topic alone alleviating boredom to a degree. However it is just a past time in the end. One can scrape the bottom of that barrel forever.
8) Debate the issue of Reincarnation
Any debate must remain a debate for it to be debatible. This will always be a supportible issue or a highly suspect issue. In the end analysis theres still the garbage to be taken out and the kid needs to be fed in the here and now. You didn’t come here to be anybody but who you are now, right? So why be somebody else? That reminds me of the time when I was a mermaid....hmmmm.
8) Leaven a Group with Laughter
This maneuver might get some joined in laughter. We often feel a little under pressure here and laughter releases that pressure to see another perspective perhaps. Spirit in a way is like being under water while it surfs the frequency of being physical beings, the deeper you dive, the more pressure is felt. Whatever you do in life if the heart is not in it and each day yields little excitement for living maybe it’s time to lighten up.
